{"id":4522,"date":"2017-09-12T22:22:25","date_gmt":"2017-09-12T22:22:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/redmeadow.com\/?p=4522"},"modified":"2017-09-12T22:22:25","modified_gmt":"2017-09-12T22:22:25","slug":"i-scared-a-bear","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redmeadow.com\/?p=4522","title":{"rendered":"I scared a bear."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Walked into our bedroom to put something on the couch and surprised a black bear who was innocently standing next to the house, happily snacking on plums.\u00a0 He didn&#8217;t like me mentioning that he was a bear.\u00a0 This was the largest of the three black bears we have hanging around at the moment.\u00a0 He had obviously already been eating plums, a LOT of plums.\u00a0 Very rolly polly, and a good 300 pounds.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_4531\" style=\"width: 660px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/redmeadow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/091217-bear.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-4531\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4531\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4531\" src=\"https:\/\/redmeadow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/091217-bear.jpg\" alt=\"He left his calling card before running as fast as his feet could carry him, across the front yard.\" width=\"650\" height=\"435\" srcset=\"https:\/\/redmeadow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/091217-bear.jpg 650w, https:\/\/redmeadow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/091217-bear-300x201.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 650px) 100vw, 650px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-4531\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">He left his calling card before running as fast as his feet could carry him, across the front yard.\u00a0 He didn&#8217;t keep running after he got across the driveway.\u00a0 He has worked hard for all that extra fat, and he didn&#8217;t want to use it up before winter.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Gotta remember to look outside before going out the door, this time of year.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Walked into our bedroom to put something on the couch and surprised a black bear who was innocently standing next to the house, happily snacking on plums.\u00a0 He didn&#8217;t like me mentioning that he was a bear.\u00a0 This was the largest of the three black bears we have hanging around at the moment.\u00a0 He had [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4522","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/redmeadow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4522","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/redmeadow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/redmeadow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redmeadow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redmeadow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4522"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/redmeadow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4522\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4532,"href":"https:\/\/redmeadow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4522\/revisions\/4532"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/redmeadow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4522"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redmeadow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4522"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redmeadow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4522"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}